Today, as it was raining and everything is so green, I had a great idea; I would go take pictures of the lovely trees and things. Venturing outdoors, however, provided me with not much scenery. Instead, I found a few incongruous things which I will attempt to illustrate below:A) What is the thing with flags? Are they supposed to make things look festive? Funny...these don't seem to be doing a very good job. Perhaps its the fact they're drenched and sad.
Death Row. See those lovely hedges? Oleander. And if you don't know how poisonous those are, allow me to invite you over sometime for my homemade full-leaf tea. Horses and small children welcome >:D
The BBQ pit with the fancy-shmancy roof-thing that ...um...doesn't actually keep a
nything out. Water, sun, bugs, bird poop....
Enough said, I think
Yup! Clean up after Fido! Clean up with these...um...well, just b/c you can't SEE the bags doesn't mean they're not there. They're just thin. Very thin. Almost see through. If you don't like *our* bags, then go buy your own.
Death Row. See those lovely hedges? Oleander. And if you don't know how poisonous those are, allow me to invite you over sometime for my homemade full-leaf tea. Horses and small children welcome >:D
Ok. We have already established that it's raining. Not only that, but that it has BEEN raining for a while now. Either the occu*pants* really need that college education (seriously folks, we should take up a collection at this point), or there's something about those jeans that PREVENTS them from being allowed in the apt. Hmmmm....
The BBQ pit with the fancy-shmancy roof-thing that ...um...doesn't actually keep a
nything out. Water, sun, bugs, bird poop....Enough said, I think
3 comments:
Nice post.
You missed an option on your poll. How about "encouraging" (ie flicking) it to move somewhere else?
very true...I also missed the "put it on something and throw it outside" option
"Enough said, I think"
AHAHAHA! (fights tears)
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