Musings from today's trip. Starts with reality, ends with...something else. Hey! That should be my motto!
Motto s of Sac Denizens
Not only will we park your car, but we'll look damn good doing it!
the cafeteria (restaurant):
We make money by trying to sound unpretentious and failing. Miserably.
Sac Regional Transit:
If we're on time, we'll pay YOU a dollar!
Shoplifter from local outdoor mall: *Pant* If I can *Pant* fun faster than the cops *Pant*, I deserve to keep this stuff!
We only ignore traffic law in an emergency. It's usually an emergency.
Lady sitting in front of me:
If a chair can lean back, it should always be leaned back. To the fullest extent possible.
Foremost in Fuzziness:
Even after cutting my hair, I'll wear sweaters a sheep would die to own!
Hoodlums at school: Don't worry, we can spoil your day too!
....and it glows in the dark!
Lightning free for over 25 years!
Woman I saw at bus stop:
I just look like a man!
(repeat as needed, or just anytime you feel like watching their eyes get all scared)
Inventor of the deep fried turkey:
But have you tried deep frying it?
Squirrel (my cat):
Helping you....feed ME every day, all day!
Seagulls everywhere after watching "Finding Nemo":
What I wish the Judge would have said instead of 4 repetitions of admonishing the jury not to discuss the trial or decide the case that I read in Mock Court today:
Shut your traps and no thinking (about anything) at ALL until you're in that Jury Room. Or I'll slit your throats....so help me God.
We're open EVERY day not ending in "Y"!
Starbucks and Makers of Spiced Pumpkin Ale:
Keepin' you comin'
In for the Pumpkin!
99 Years of restricting
when you can have
Yes, I am bitter. Why does the pumpkin spiced latte have to come back? Can't it stay for a bit? Like...FOREVER???
Putting the "play" back in Bubonic Plague
Mere words cannot contain Chuck Norris.
Next time: Redgirl's way to eat right!