Wednesday, January 19, 2011

Aahh, Be Still My Beating Heart!

For those of you who weren't aware, Court Reporting is a female dominated profession. (At least it is in the schooling side; not sure what the actual statistics are) What this means is that, out of our current class of roughly 80-90 students, there are exactly 7 males in attendance. The breakdown is as follows:

A) Hardly ever comes
B) Strange. I've never actually heard him speak, but the fact of the matter remains: he is an odd one
C) Married
D) Married
E) Genius; not to be trifled with
F) Friendly when not actually...studying...

So, when the program director walks in with the newest possible recruit, who turns out the be male and possibly above a 6 in the attractive quotient (stand still! I can't score you if you don't stand still!), the eyes of the room turn towards such an attraction.

It's really funny to watch the female population just "happen" to need things in the room where they're talking and the innocent "I need a piece of tape that can only be found in the theory room" justification. 

We shall see...

5 comments:

lifeshighway said...

What is a 6 compared to a 10 with titian hair?

redgirl said...

Ha! It's all about availability my pet. And remember, he wouldn't stand still enough for an accurate reading...

Jenna Lynn said...

Any chance he lives near Folsom??

lifeshighway said...

He has to sit to type, or am I missing something?

redgirl said...

Ah Jenna, you plunge to the heart of the question!

See, the problem is that he hasn't actually started yet. The program directer (and the rest of us in our minds) are beginning the wooing/luring process in order to snab this fine featured pheasant.

Deets to come, I am sure of it!