If you are a creeper, or have creepy characteristics, it's usually better to be hired first before showing them off to the (prospective) employer.
"What?" you say while tucking sauce packets for later down the back of your trousers while telling the lobby cashier that if she really wants a good time when she gets off (when is that again?), she should come to your place and you guys can -----
But I'm getting ahead of myself. And possibly skating a little too close to dangerous waters should I finish my sentence.
A man came in the other day: tall, black hair/beard (would have to go--frown-y face!) and wide, frantic eyes, a large plastic WalMart bag clutched in hand.
Man: Are you hiring?
Me: We're usually accepting applications, we might be due for another rotation of hiring...
Man: I already TURNED in an application! They never called me back!!!!! (grr)
Me: How long ago was that?
Man: A YEAR!
Me: Ummm (you dingbat, for any place I know, they don't keep those things for more than a year...and if they got your application and didn't bother calling you when an interview day came around, there must have been something wrong with it) Try submitting one again.
Man: (takes app) They'd better call THIS time....
Me: Good luck (on that...NOT. *pout* Doesn't want to work with crazy, twitchy man precious)