Me: And I'll throw on that military discount for you...
Him: How could you tell?
Him: It must have been the hair cut that tipped you off.
(oh yeah: he was pretty much bald)
Me: Ahahaha...actually it was the Jagermeister pen.
Really, the guy took me by surprise. I like to joke around with my taco consumers, but they usually make me have to work at it. Thank you, military man, for catching me off guard!