The other evening in Salsa dancing, Val complained that everything tasted funny because she had brushed her teeth.
Thus, her margarita was less than satisfactory.
Em says: "You should have brushed your teeth with a bottle of Jack"
Thank you, Ke$ha, for such real world advice on personal hygene and dental tips.
5 comments:
A very practical suggestion. I hate the way food tastes funny with toothpaste.
BTW, Kesha has some cute boots but she might want to invest in a hair brush.
But that would mean she would have to go to the effort of actually *brushing* her hair..
One doesn't have to use toothpaste. It is really only there to 1)give you that minty fresh, 2)apply a little topical fluoride, 3)take off a little stain with the grits.
Just use a naked toothbrush if you don't want the minty fresh interfering with the next course.
lol or a twig with some baking soda on it
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